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这是我见过的最奇妙的事情。

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I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog.
It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man.
"That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dog really seemed to enjoy the film."
The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He hated the book." 

我去了电影院的一天,排在最前面的是一个老人和他的狗。

这是一个悲伤的电影是有趣的,你知道的。在悲伤的部分,这只狗失声痛哭,和有趣的部分,它就狂笑不止。这件事发生的所有的方式通过膜。电影结束后,我决定去说话的人。

“这是我见过的最奇妙的事情,”我说。”那只狗好像很喜欢看电影。”

那人转过身来对我说,“是的,它是。他不喜欢这本书。”

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