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班和笨驴

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Class and Ass
Professor Laurie put his notice on his door:“rofessor Laurie will not meet his classes today.”
A student ,after reading the notice,rubbed out the “C”。
Later Professor Laurie came along ,and entering into the spirit of the spirit of the joke,rubbed out the“I”。
班和笨驴
劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知:“劳里教授今天的课程取消。”
一个学生读了通知后,擦掉了字母“C”(lass——姑娘)。
后来劳里教授来了,也想开开玩笑,他擦掉了字母“I”(ass——笨驴)

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