我可以牵你的手吗？
Boy: May I hold your hand?
Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy.
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.
Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yes.That's why I won't go there anymore.
Boy: I'd like to call you.Your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book.
Boy: Hi,didn't we go on dates before? Once or twice?
Girl: Must've been once.I never make the same mistake twice.
Girl: If we become engaged, will you give me a ring?
Boy: Sure,what's your telephone number?
Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
Boy: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
男孩：我可以牵你的手吗？
女孩：不，不是很重。
男孩：我可以请你喝一杯吗？
女孩：其实我宁愿要钱。
男孩：这个座位是空的吗？
女孩：是的，这将是一个如果你坐下来。
男孩：我不是以前在什么地方见过你？
女孩：是的。这就是为什么我不再去那里。
男孩：我想打电话给你。你的号码吗？
女孩：这是在电话簿。
男孩：嗨，我们没有约会过？一次或两次？
女孩：肯定是一次。我不会再犯同样的错误。
女：如果我们订婚了，你会给我打电话？
男孩：当然，你的电话号码是什么？
女：我想最穷的人是最幸福的。
男孩：嫁给我吧，我们会是最幸福的一对。
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