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英语幽默笑话:Does He Bite 它咬人吗

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英语幽默笑话:Does He Bite 它咬人吗
Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?
Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?
Reggie: That's what I want to find out.

里基:我们又得到了一条新狗,你愿意过来和他玩一会吗?
罗恩:嗯,我不知道----它咬人吗?
里基:这正是我想要查明的。

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