以显示自己能做些什么

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Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, "T Square, show your stuff." The dog trotted over to a desk, pulled out a paper and pencil, and drew a perfect triangle.
The next guy, an accountant, called to his dog, "Slide Rule, go ahead." The dog went to the kitchen, nibbled opened a bag of cookies and divided the contents into four equal piles.
The next man, a chemist, beckoned his dog, Beaker, to show what he could do. The dog went to the fridge, took out a quart of milk and poured out exactly eighty ounces into a measuring cup.
The last man was a government worker. "Coffee Break," he hollered to his dog, "go to it". With that, the dog jumped to his feet, soiled the paper, ate the cookies and drank the milk.

四个朋友在为谁的狗最聪明而争吵。第一个男人，一个工程师，叫他的狗，“T广场，显示你的东西。”狗走到桌边，拿出纸和笔，画了一个完美的三角形。

旁边的一个男人，一个会计师，叫他的狗，“滑尺，去吧。”狗去了厨房，用嘴咬开一袋饼干，分成四等份。

下一个人，一个化学家，招呼他的狗，烧杯，以显示自己能做些什么。狗去了冰箱，拿出一夸脱牛奶并精确地把八十盎司到一个测量杯。

最后一位是政府职员。”喝咖啡休息时间，”他向他的狗说，“去吧”。这样，狗跳起来，弄脏了的纸上，吃着饼干，喝牛奶。

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