你要的百叶窗在那里？”
A drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks,
stressing that they do not get any paint on their uniforms.
Doubtful they could avoid ruining their clothes, the women locked the door, stripped
naked and painted in nude. After about an hour they heard a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" asked one of the women.
"Blind man," came the reply."
Seeing no harm in letting a blind man in, they opened the door.
"Wow, what knockouts!" the man said with surprise. "Now, where do you want there
blinds?"
个教官命令两个年轻的女兵分数按营房里的一间屋子，强调制服上不得弄上任何的油漆。
怀疑他们不可避免破坏他们的衣服，妇女锁上门，剥光衣服，裸体工作。大约一个小时后，他们听
到有人敲门。
“是谁？”一个女人问。
“盲人，”他回答说。”
让一个盲人看不伤害，他们打开门。
“哇，什晕倒！”那男子惊奇地说。”现在，你要的百叶窗在那里？”
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