双语笑话 保持安静的原因
A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to a church service,＂Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?＂One bright little girl replied,＂Because people are sleeping.＂
一位周末学校的老师在去教室的路上问她的孩子们：“为什么在教堂里要保持安静啊？”一个聪明的小女孩说：“因为人们在睡觉。”
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