因为有人在睡觉。

相关文章

• 《大话西游》经典搞笑台词英文版

  　　1.你想要啊?你想要就说吧,你不说我怎么知道你想要呢?　　You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent?　　2.你又在吓我　　You scare me again.　　3.莫非是一家黑店?　　Is this a slaughter...

  2019-01-07 英语笑话

• 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事100：同舟共济

  那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事They' re all in the same at 同舟共济 Three men were sitting on a bench in the park. The middle one was r...

  2018-10-31 英语笑话

• 我可以获取什么--双语幽默笑话

  teacher: if i cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do i get?老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能得到几块儿？tommy: quarters.汤米：四块。teacher: and then if i cut it twic...

  2018-10-30 英语笑话

• 第89期双语笑话加练习题 你不要知道吗（1）

  　　I accompanied my eight-month-pregnant wife to her monthly checkup . We boarded the hospital's elevator to go to the appropriate floor. The only other passenger was a...

  2018-11-28 英语笑话

• 九句地道的耍赖英语

  That doesn't count.　　那不算！　　We weren't playing for real.　　我们不是玩真的。　　2.欠钱时耍赖：　　Money has been really tight lately...　　最近手头有点紧……　　I've had so many other expen...

  2018-12-08 英语笑话

• Farmer Joke(20)

  　　A motorist，after being bogged down in a muddy road，paid a passing farmer fifty dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer，“At those prices，I s...

  2018-12-31 英语笑话

• Kid Joke(76)

  　　Q. Why are pancakes like a baseball game？　　A. Because they depend on the batter.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...

  2018-12-31 英语笑话

• 英语幽默 -Horse Riding

  Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catc...

  2019-03-19 英语笑话

• 123.Its Kind of Fitting

  　　As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression on my new roommate. When I arrived at...

  2018-10-29 英语笑话

• 第92期双语笑话加练习题 牧羊人与官僚（1）

  　　A bureaucrat was hiking when he came upon a shepherd tending a large flock. The bureaucrat took a fancy to the sheep and asked the shepherd, "If I can guess how many the...

  2018-11-28 英语笑话