我可以获取什么--双语幽默笑话

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teacher: if i cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do i get?

老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能得到几块儿？

tommy: quarters.

汤米：四块。

teacher: and then if i cut it twice again?

老师：那我要是再切两次，我能得到什么呢？

tommy: hamburger.

汤米：汉堡。

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