我嫁给你的时候可真是个傻子。
Wife:You know,I was a fool when I married you. Husband:Yes,dear,but I was in love and did’t notice. 老婆:知道吗,我嫁给你的时候可真是个傻子。
老公:是的,亲爱的,我当时陷入爱河,没发现。
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