老外如何辨别中国人2
16.You"ll haggle over something that is not negotiable. 你会为一些不可质疑的事情辩论. (无理取闹???)
17.You love to use coupons. 你喜欢用折价券. (勤俭节约~~)
18.You drive around looking for the cheapest petrol. 你为了最便宜的汽油费不惜开着车子到处找. (恩, 我爸就这样)
19.You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space. 你开着车子兜圈为了找到最好的停车位. (看来老外真的不太讲究这个.)
20.You take showers at night. 你晚上洗澡. (许多美国人都是早上洗, 不知道为什么)
21.You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. 旅店房间里的非免费食品你都不吃. (那些东西都是over-charged了的, 谁那么笨啊)
22.You don"t mind squeezing 20people into one motel room. 你不介意二十个人挤一间汽车旅房. (那也太抠门了吧...)
23.Most girls have more body hair than you,if you are male. 如果你是男人, 那么你身上的体毛比大多数女人少. (又不是大猩猩, 老子要那么多体毛干什么?)
24.You tap the table when someone pours tea for you. 别人为你倒茶你就用手敲一下桌子.(在广东茶楼尤其如此, 不然没礼貌)
25.You say "Aiya!"and "Wah!"frequently.你经常说"哎(二声)呀(四声)" 和 "哇(四声)".
26.You don"t want to wear your seatbelt because it is uncomfortable.你不喜欢系安全带因为安全带让你感觉不舒服. (晕~~~~~~~)
27.You love Las Vegas,slot machines,and blackjack. 你喜欢拉斯维加斯, 老虎机和二十一点. (中国人好赌, 地球人都知道)
28.You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully,so you can reuse the paper.你细心地打开你的圣诞节礼物, 因为你要留着包装纸再用. (谁叫偶没钱啊)
29.You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas,when they are 50%off. 你只会在圣诞节后买圣诞卡, 因为他们打了五折. (^_^这根本就是在说我, 圣诞节卡留着下一年用, 省下一笔钱好好吃一顿更划算^_^)
30.You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.你的厨房桌子上有一条抹布. (老外只有纸巾)
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