Elderly Joke(59)
Two old buddies went fishing and one lost his dentures over the side of the boat in rough weather，so his prankster friend removed his own false teeth，tied them on his line and pretended he had caught the missing gnashers. Unhooking the teeth，his grateful mate tried to put them into his mouth，then hurled them into the sea with the disgusted remark：“They‘re not mine they don’t fit！”
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