在成绩单上写你的名字。
John:Dad,can you write in the dark? Father:I think so.What do you want me to write? John:Your name on this repor card.
约翰：爸爸，你能在黑暗中写字吗？ 爸爸：应该能，你想我让我写什么？
约翰：在成绩单上写你的名字。
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