英语幽默漫画带翻译：如何不被查酒驾（双语）
Dear miss know-it-all, how can it go out for an evening of drinking and not tick getting a DUI?
亲爱的百事通，你知道怎么在晚上喝酒还不属于酒后驾车吗？
Go to a ballpark.
去棒球场。
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