Classic humour stories(31)
Skunk
"We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out？"
"Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open."
Sometime later the resident called back. "Did you get rid of it？" asked the dispatcher.
"No," replied the caller. "Now I have two skunks in there！"
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