要列车时刻表还有什么用？
Passenger:What’s the use of haaving a train schedule if the trains are always late? Railroad driver:Well,how would we know they were late,if we didn’t have a shedule?
旅客：火车总是晚点，要列车时刻表还有什么用？ 火车司机：如果没有时刻表，怎么能知道晚点呢？
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