所有的门窗都关上了。

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Interviewer:Imagine you are in a locked room,and all the doors and windows are closed.How can you escape if the room catches fire？

　　John:Simple!Stop imagining.

　　面试官：想象一下，你被锁在一间屋子里，所有的门窗都关上了。如果屋子着火了，你怎么逃出去？

　　约翰：简单，停止想象。

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