你需要辣椒酱还是番茄酱？
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A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door at the first house on the street.Before the lady could speak,the enthusiastc salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.＂Madam,if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner,I will est it all!＂exclaimed the eager salesman.＂Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that?＂asked the lady.The bewildered salesman asked,＂Why ,madam?＂＂There’s no electricity in the house,＂said the lady.
一个吸尘器推销员敲开街上第一户人家的门。女主人还没来得及说话，推销员就冲进屋子，打开大黑塑料袋，把牛粪倒在地毯上说，“夫人，如果我不能用这个吸尘器清理干净，就吃掉这些牛粪！”女主人问：“你需要辣椒酱还是番茄酱？”推销员疑惑的问：“为什么？”女主人说：“屋里没电。”
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