你认为男人应该娶几个女人？
Friend:How many women do you believe a man must marry?
Mr.Bean:16.
Friend:Why?
Mr.Bean:Because the priest say 4 (for)richer,4 poorer,4 better and 4 worse.
朋友：你认为男人应该娶几个女人？
憨豆先生：16个。
朋友：为什么？
憨豆先生：因为牧师说4个富的，4个穷的，4个好的，4个坏的。
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