爆笑英语幽默笑话精70:It’s Important重要性（英汉双语笑话）
70.It’s Important
70.重要性
Mother rat，as well as his children，is playing game.Suddenly a big spotted cat comes near，so the rats flee for lives hurriedly.The little rats are too young to run quickly to be caught by the cat in no time. Just at that moment the mother rat stops to turn round to howl at the cat regardless of personal safety:Bark，bark. Sounds like a cur. The spotted cat gets muddled，taking to the wilds. Mother rat summons together the children seized with error,saying in sincere words and earnest wishes:You see how important it is to master a second language!
老鼠妈妈正带着孩子们做游戏，突然过来一只大花猫，老鼠们于是赶紧逃命。小老鼠们跑不快，眼看就要被猫逮住。这时，老鼠妈妈停了下来，转过脸奋不顾身地向猫咆哮:“汪，汪。”听起来有如一只恶狗。花猫惜了，落荒而逃。老鼠妈妈召集起惊魂未定的孩子，语重心长地说:“看，学一门外语多重要!”
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