Travel with a horse

阅读 : 次

　　An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily， a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.

　　He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled， "Pull， Nellie， pull！" Buddy didn't move.

　　Then the farmer hollered， "Pull， Buster， pull！" Buddy didn't respond.

　　Once more the farmer commanded， "Pull， Coco， pull！" Nothing.

　　Then the farmer nonchalantly said， "Pull， Buddy， pull！" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

　　The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

　　"Well…… Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling， he wouldn't even try！"

更多英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全

幽默笑话

本文标题：Travel with a horse - 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/47207.html

上一篇：Working on the road 下一篇：经典幽默故事四

趣味图片英语笑话：Little Red Riding Hood 小红帽（双语）

wattup, wolves? feeling...bad...tonight?狼们，干杯?今晚感觉不好？a more mature little red riding hood一个更成熟的小红帽更多英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事相...
2018-11-02 英语笑话
美国人电话留言精选

　　中国家庭并不常用电话答录机（Answering Machine),但在北美家庭，几乎家家都用。外来电话拨入时，若该电话号码的主人不在，就会让拨入者听到一段留言，这叫Answer。绝大多数的Answer都是千篇一律的：说明主人不在，请拨入...
2018-12-06 英语笑话
趣味图片英语笑话：Evan 埃文（双语）

I'm sorry, but it's nothing personal, When it's all over, I hope we can meet for a cup of coffee ... Yours, Evan我很抱歉,但这不是私事,当一切都结束时,我希望我们可以见面喝杯咖啡…你的,埃...
2018-11-06 英语笑话
Lawyer Joke(19)

　　After being arrested for robbery，Quinn hired the best lawyer in town.“Look，”the crook said，“I‘ve got nearly a million in cash in my bank box. Can you get me off？”　　The lawyer said，“Believe...
2018-12-31 英语笑话
多谢你

　　Thank you　　Doctor: Please open your mouth, madam.　　Lady: Thank you very much, doctor.　　Doctor: Why do you thank me?　　Lady: Because my husband always asked me to shut up.　　多谢你　　...
2019-01-07 英语笑话
身材走样的加菲猫-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画

garfield:i'm out of shape.加菲猫：我的身材走样了。garfield:i think i'll take up jogging.加菲猫：我认为我应该从事慢跑。garfield:(pant,pant,pant,pant)加菲猫：喘息声。garfield:whew!made it.加菲猫：哎呦，...
2018-10-30 英语笑话
为什么鱼比女人好？

　　――If you catch a fish,you don′t have to worry about its mother.　　――Fish don′t care what size your worm is.　　――You can catch a fish at any age.　　――You can keep fish live well un...
2018-12-07 英语笑话
关于婚姻的幽默：父与子

　　Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?　　Dad: That happens in every country, son.　　儿子：爸爸，听说在非洲的一些地方男人在结...
2018-12-08 英语笑话
英语笑话：谁会将它捡起

　　导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)&...
2019-01-07 英语笑话
我们有一个真正的高速去盐湖城。

I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices."Airfare to Denver is $300," the cheery salesperson replied....
2018-11-27 英语笑话