那是我爸爸打死的。

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Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."

　　Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"

　　维尔和比尔在争吵，谁的爸爸是更强壮的一个。维尔说：“你知道太平洋吗？　那个坑是我爸爸挖的。”

　　比尔不屑地说：“那没什么。你知道死海吗？那是我爸爸打死的。”

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