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你的生日是什么时候？

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　　Professor: When is your birthday?

　　Kid: May 30.

　　Professor: Which year?

　　Kid: Every year.

　　教授：你的生日是什么时候？

　　孩子：5月30日。

　　教授：哪一年？

　　孩子：每年都是。

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