第1507期双语笑话：路牌
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
The reason of being late
迟到的原因
Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
老师：约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到？
Johnny: Every time I come to the corner. a guidepost says,‘School-Go Slow'．
约翰尼：每次我经过学校附近的拐角处，就见路牌上写着‘学校——缓行。
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