你已经盯着看了三个小时了
Angler: You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself?
Onlooker: I haven't got the patience.
垂钓者：你已经盯着看了三个小时了，你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢？
旁观者：我没那耐性。
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