第96期双语笑话加练习题 她是左撇子（1）
A married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night. "Honey," the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?"
"I suppose so-it's paid for."
"How about our car?" continued the woman. "Would the two of you keep that?"
"I suppose so-it's paid for.
"What about golf clubs? Would you let her use them too?"
"Heck, no," the husband blurted out. "She's left-handed.
Notes:
(1) avid adj.热望的
(2) golfer n.打高尔夫球者
(3) It's paid for理所当然
(4) heck（俚语）地狱（用于感叹句中）
(5) blurt out脱口而出
Exercises:
根据短文回答下列问题：
① What were the married couple both keen on?
② What were they doing one night?
③ What would the man do if the woman were to die?
④ What would the man do with their house and car?
⑤ What does the last sentence of the passage imply?
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