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• 不是只是平常的那种啊

  Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day."My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the se...

  2018-11-27 英语笑话

• Marriage Joke(2)

  　　A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment，they both manage to get to sleep；the woman on the top bunk，th...

  2018-12-31 英语笑话

• Stuck under a bridge

  　　A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.　　Cars...

  2018-12-08 英语笑话

• College Joke(7)

  　　A college student said to his mother，“I decided that I want to be a political science major and that I want to clean up the mess in the world！”　　“That is very nice，”muted his mother.“You c...

  2018-12-28 英语笑话

• Kid Joke(48)

  　　A salesman telephone a household，and a four-year-old answered. Salesman：May I speak to your mother？　　Child：She is not here. Salesman：Well，is anyone else there？　　Child：My sister Salesman：O.K.，fine. M...

  2018-12-31 英语笑话

• 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事197：脑筋急转弯（六）

  那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事脑筋急转弯（六）1. Why are girls afraid of the letter C? 女孩为何害怕字母C?2. Why is U the jolliest letter?...

  2018-10-31 英语笑话

• 每日一笑（11.17）

  大家好，今天继续由我来继续每日一笑。希望大家玩得开心^_^ This is her husband 　　　 　　A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My 　　wife's going into...

  2018-11-18 英语笑话

• 一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语

  　　昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：　　前台小姐：“hello.”　　老外：“hi.”　　前台小姐：“you have what thing？”　　老外：“can you speak english？”　　前...

  2018-12-10 英语笑话

• 英汉幽默故事选读【43】

  The Shepherd and the Bureaucrat　　A bureaucrat was hiking when he came upon a shepherd tending a large flock. The bureaucrat took a fancy to the sheep and asked the shepherd, "If I can guess how...

  2019-01-06 英语笑话

• 英语幽默精读【47】The Very Last Birthday

  　　When I was approaching 50, I announced to my three grown children that I no longer wanted to celebrate my birthday and that they could phone me instead of sending a gift. At first they protested,...

  2019-01-07 英语笑话