什么是成功？
Success is:
At age 4, success is...not peeing your pants.
At age 12, success is........having friends.
At age 20, success is...........having sex.
At age 35, success is..........making money.
At age 60, success is............having sex.
At age 70, success is.........having friends.
At age 80, success is..not peeing your pants.
什么是成功
在4岁时，成功就是不会尿在裤子上
在12岁时，成功就是有朋友围绕
在20岁时，成功就是拥有性生活
在35岁时，成功就是赚大钱
在60岁时，成功就是拥有性生活
在70岁时，成功就是有朋友围绕
在80岁时，成功就是不会尿在裤子上
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