要花多少钱才能结婚呢？

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."

一个小男孩问他的父亲，“爸爸，要花多少钱才能结婚呢？”

“我也不知道，我现在还在交钱。”父亲回答。

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