我正想告诉您它是刷锅水

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For showing the concern to soldiers’ life, General Barton made a casual check to the warrior dining room, he pointed at a cauldronsaying," let me taste the soup inside."" But, General...... " But me no buts!" Before the KPsaid over, he picked up the ladle and swilled," Too nonsensical! How can you let fighter drink this? It is simply pigwash water!"" I just tell you that it is pigwash water, "

　　为显示对士兵生活的关心，巴顿将军对战士食堂搞了一次突击检查，他指着一个大锅说，“我尝尝里面的汤。”“可是，将军……” “没什么‘可是’！” 没等炊事值勤说完，他就拿起勺子喝了起来，“太不象话了，怎么能给战士喝这个？它简直就是刷锅水！”“我正想告诉您它是刷锅水。

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