Camera
On our way to a wedding in Vermont， my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and， hoping to purchase a cheap， disposable model. Sal asked the owner， "Do you have any of those throwaway cameras？"
"Look， fella，" replied the owner， "I don't care what you do with it after you buy it.
在前往威蒙特参加一个婚礼的路上，我和丈夫意识到我们忘了带照相机。我们在一家百货商店门前停了下来，希望能够买到一种便宜的，一次性照相机。萨尔问店主：“你们有那种用了就扔的照相机吗？”
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