你在这等着我进去买
A policeman escorted a habitual criminal passing by a mountain village. Seeing contain sundries store at village end, the recidivist put forward to buy a of pack cigarette. The policeman ponderedover:You seized the chance to escape last time like so. Hum, Cut it out.Therefore he said to the prisoner:" You wait here, I go to buy." While neting back, he found the repeater missing still.
一个警察押着一个惯犯来到一个小山村。见村头有家杂货店，犯人提出要进去买包香烟。警察想：你上次就是这样借机逃跑的，哼，少来这一套。于是，他对犯人说：“你在这等着，我进去买。”回来时，犯人还是不见了。
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