The Use of a Handsaw

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　　At the mall， my wife and I picked up some hardware items， including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse.

　　Let's try it. " my wife suggested. Although I felt a little foolish carrying the saw， I followed her inside.

　　Scanning the menu， my wife told the waitress， " I' 11 have chopped sirloin， please.

　　The waitress turned to me， eyed my saw and commented， "And I see that. you， sir， have come for our T-bone special.

　　Notes：

　　（1） mall n.集市

　　（2） pick up 得到；获得

　　（3） handsaw n.手锯

　　（4） scan v.匆匆地略看；扫视

　　（5） chop v.砍；劈；剁

　　（6） sirloin n.最好的牛腰肉

　　（7） comment v.评论；说话

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