外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹295：睡前祷告词(中英)
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,” she said "Make Na pies the capital of Italy”
朱莉叶在做睡前祈祷。“祷告上帝。”她说:“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”
Her mother interrupted and said. "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?" And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam”
她妈妈打断她说:“朱莉叶，你为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?”朱莉叶回答说:“因为我在我的地理考卷上就这么写的。”
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