中国美女如何婉拒老外
男：CanIbuyyouadrink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）女：ActuallyI＇dratherhavethemoney.（不必，我很有钱。）男：CanIhaveyourname?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）女：Why?Don＇tyoualreadyhaveone?（为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）男：I＇maphotographer.I＇vebeenlookingforafacelike
男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）
女：Actually I＇d rather have the money.（不必，我很有钱。）
男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）
女：Why? Don＇t you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）
男：I＇m a photographer. I＇ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）
女：I＇m a plastic surgeon. I＇ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）
男：Is this seat empty?（直译：这个座位是空的吧？）
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）
男：Haven＇t I seen you some place before?（我好象以前在什么地方见过你？）
女：Yes. That＇s why I don＇t go there anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。）
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？）
女：Sorry. I＇m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼。）
男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。）
女：Why? Are you leaving?（是吗？你是说你要离开？）
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