英语笑话：为什么新郎穿黑衣服
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
At a wedding, a little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white ? " She answered, "The bnde wears white because this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thought about this and said, "Why is the groom wearing black ? "
在一场婚礼上，一个小男孩问他的母亲：”妈妈，为什么那女孩穿白衣服？“这位母亲回答道：”新娘穿白衣服，是因为今天是她最快乐的一天。”这个男孩想了想然后说：那为什么新郎穿黑衣服。“
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