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你要付钱的

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You Are Paying for It

The butcher in the meat market was weighing up a roast when his customer observed,"Say, you're giving me a lot of bone there, aren't you? "
"Oh, no,I'm not," answered the butcher."You're paying for it."

你要付钱的

在肉市上,一个卖肉的正在称一块烤肉,他的顾客说:“哎,我说,你给了我好多骨头,不是吗?”
“噢,不,我不是白给你的。”卖肉的回答说:“你要付钱的。”

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