一个女人一边开车一边织毛衣
A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!"
警察看到一个女人一边开车一边织毛衣。警察走近她，说道：“把车贴边。”
"No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"
女人说：“不是，是一双袜子！”
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