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知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇44:No Problem 没问题(中英+)

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A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.

一个秃头的男人坐在理发店里。

"How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain.

发型师问:“有什么可以帮你吗?”那个人解释说:“我本来要去做头发移植,但实在太疼了。

If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."

如果你能够让我的头发看起来像你的一样,而且没有任何痛苦,我将付给你5000美元。”

"No problem," said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head.

“没问题,”发型师说,然后他很快帮自己剃了个光头。

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