你无疑是我见过的最不起眼的东西。
A mighty elephant looked down at a tiny mouse and said,“You are undoubtedly the most insignificant thing I’ve ever seen.”
“Pardon me while I write down that,”answered the mouse,“I want to say it to a flea I know.”
一只庞然的大象不屑地对一只老鼠说:“你无疑是我见过的最不起眼的东西。”
“请再说一遍,我要把这句话记下来,”老鼠说:“我想对我认识的一只跳蚤这样说。”
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