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英语幽默笑话:Eating out

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  Eating out

  外出就餐

  When the bill arrives ,Mark, Chris ,Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20,even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill , out come the pocket calculators.

  买单的时候,阿麦,阿克、阿力和阿汤每人都甩出20块钱,虽然其实一共只吃了32块50没人有更小的票子了,也没人愿意承认他们其实想把票子破开。女人买单时,每人掏出个计算器。

  单词&词组

  wheel chair 轮椅

  stroller 婴儿推车

  make a pledgs 许诺,发誓

  pack up 打包,收拾

  travsling axpenses 差旅费

  logic 逻辑,推理方法

  splash 拍水,戏水

  commotion 混乱,喧闹,骚动

  bank 在英语中除了我们平时很熟悉的¨银行¨之外,还有“河岸”的意思。

  savings 储蓄

  知道不知道

  你一定没想到吧,其实现实生活中,大多数人每天说的话都有逻辑错误。逻辑有其自身的规律,不管使用什么概念和命题,进行何推理和论证,都必须遵守最基本的逻辑规律。否则,人们的思维就会出现错误。常见的逻辑错误有偷换概念、偷换论题、自相矛盾模棱两可、循环定义、同语反复、概念不当并列、因果倒置、循环论证、推不出等。当你和别人辩论时,可能总觉得说不过别人,其实并不一定是别人真的有理,而是他们采用了上述你没有觉察到的逻辑错误说话术,让你哑口无言,一时无法应答。比如:司马光夫人说:我要去看花灯。“司马光说.“家中这么多灯,何必去看”司马光夫人说:“我耍去看游人。”司马光说:“家中这么多人,何必出去看?”犯的就是偷换概念的逻辑错误。

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