我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
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