幽默短文
Humour1
Teacher： What's your favourite food？
Sam：Hamburgers.
Teacher： Well， please spell it.
Sam： Oh， I change my mind. My favourite food is cake.
Humour2
Mum： Billy， what are your doing？
Billy： I'm feeding the monkeys. I'm giving them half of my peanuts.
Mum： That's nice.
Billy： Yes， I'm giving them the shells.
妈妈：比利，你在干吗？
比利：我在喂猴子，我把花生的一半给了它们，
妈妈：你真乖。
比利：那当然，我在给它们吃花生皮。
Humour3
Customer： There is a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter： What do you want us to do――have a funeral？
顾客：我的汤里有一只死苍蝇。
服务员：你需要我们做什么――举行一个葬礼吗？
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