那是我们的营业时间。
Customer:I’ve been ringing 07002300 for 2 days and can’t get through to enquiries,can you help?
Operator:Where did you get that number form,sir?
Customer:It was on the door to the Travel Centre.
Operator:Sir,they are our opening hours.
顾客：我拨07002300拨了两天都没人接，怎么回事呀？
接线员：先生，请问您在哪看到这个号码的？
顾客：旅行社门上。
接线员：先生，那是我们的营业时间。
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