简短英语笑话二则
一、
Customer： Give me a hot dog.
Waiter： With pleasure.
Customer： No, with mustard.
顾客：来个热狗。
侍者：很高兴。
顾客：不要，加上芥末。
（注：英语中with pleasure是“很高兴”的意思。这位顾客把pleasure当成调料了。怪不得他说不要pleasure,要芥末呢。）
二、Teacher： Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4？
Student： At once！
老师：全班同学听着，不管我问什么，你们都要马上回答。6+4等于几？
学生：马上。
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