英语幽默笑话：家庭的争吵

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　　A family quarrel

　　家庭的争吵

　　The young newly-weds quarrelad.At last she could bear it no longer and burst into tears.

　　一对年轻的新婚夫妇吵架了。最后妻子终于忍不住哭了起来。

　　“I don't want to have anything to do with you any more. l'm packing up my things and going off to mother."“Fine,my dear,said the husband.

　　“我不想跟你有任何瓜葛了。我要去收拾东西，离开这里回娘家去。”

　　”Here are the traveling expenses." She counted the money.“What about the money for the return ticket?”

　　“好，亲爱的，”丈夫说，“我给你路费。¨她数了数钱。”还有回来的路费呢。”

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