The Looney Bin (疯人院)
Late one night at the insane asylum （疯人院）one inmate shouted， “I am Napoleon！”
Another one said， “How do you know？”
The first inmate said， “God told me！”
Just then， a voice from another room shouted， “I did not！”
疯人院
一天晚上，在疯人院里，一个病人说：“我是拿破仑！”另一个说：“你怎么知道？”第一个人说：“上帝对我说的！”一会儿，一个声音从另一个房间传来：“我没说！”
Notes：
（1）Looney （俚语）疯子
（2）inmate（n.同住者，同室者（特指在医院、监狱））
（3）insane asylum （疯人院）
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