青蛙的电话

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　　A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told， “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you . ”

　　The frog says， “This is great！ Will I meet her at a party， or what？”

　　“No，” says the psychic. “Next semester in her biology class.

　　Notes：

　　（1） frog n.青蛙

　　（2） psychic n.通灵之人

　　（3） semester n.（美国）一个学期

　　（4） biology n.生物学

　　Exercises：

　　根据短文判断下列句子正（T）、误（F）：

　　① A frog visits the psychic one day.

　　② The psychic tells the frog that he will meet a pretty mid-aged

　　③ The frog is greatly delighted to hear the news.

　　④ The frog would like to meet her at a party.

　　⑤ The psychic tells him that he will be in danger actually.

　　青蛙的电话

　　青蛙拨打通灵热线。电话中说：“你将遇到一位美丽的年轻女子，她要了解你的一切。”

　　青蛙说：“这太棒了！我会在舞会上遇见她，还是――？”

　　“不，”通灵者说，“是在下个学期她的生物课上。”

　　练习参考答案：

　　①F②F③T④T⑤T

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