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英文竟能说得如此搞笑

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  小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ahead. 小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说:

  May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ahead. 小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问:你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去?

  小明说:你没听老师说“去你个头”啊!

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  一对热恋中的男女。女生非常没有安全感,于是对着男友说:“SAY I LOVE YOU!! SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT!”

  男的答道:“IT!”

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  一位在美的留学生,想要考国际驾照。在考试时因为过于紧张,看到地上标线是向左转。

  他不放心的问道:turn left?

  监考官回答:right。于是他立刻向右转……

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  某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,忙说:I am sorry。

  老外应道:I am sorry too。

  某人听后又道:I am sorry three。

  老外不解,问:What are you sorry for? 某人无奈,道:I am sorry five。

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