朱莉叶的睡前祷告词

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Bedtime Prayers

　　Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."

　　Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"

　　And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam!"

　　NOTE:

　　bedtime prayers 睡前祷告

　　Make Naples the capital of Italy 让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧

　　Make + do sth 是使什么什么怎么样的意思

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